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So since he can say just about anything better then I can here are a few choice quotes.....
on women, feminism and beauty-
"If you are looking to high fashion for role models you are barking up the wrong tree. Fashion is a sick world"
"backstage at a fashion show no one has tit's, where as everywhere else woman have tit's"
"sex and food are in the real world but are never allowed in high fashion"
" what happened to feminism. feminism these days means hairy legs and Birkenstock's- woman couldn't be more fake now-well, women went full circle....congratulations!"
on monarchs and political wives-
"you want your public servants to be frumpy, it's we the public who should be exciting"
"monarch's can never look chic-chic is unfriendly"
on trends-
"trends are like the L.A Basin- they go in the basin and they don't come out"
on fashion-
"Heidi Klum has it all wrong- in fashion you are not either in or out- you can hang on for years"
"fashion is all about self expression, move the goal post!"
A thrilled audience member after Doonan mentioned her cool outfit from the dais.
Look quick and you can spot Simon in this music video from times past.